All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason. (corr. to 1)
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains * Beauty * Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys(girls) finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.