Paris Cafe

All the good ones are taken.

If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason. (corr. to 1)

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Brains * Beauty * Availability = Constant.

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

Nice guys(girls) finish last.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.